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طنز پرداز(سری1) https://ayask.ir/forum/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=678	صفحه 1 از 1

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نویسنده:	arzanin [ 6 92 مرداد 12:35 ]
عنوان پست:	طنز پرداز(سری1)
یه پسری که ماشین بنز داره میره سره قرار با نامزدش ! پسر: عزیزم من یه چیزیو بهت دروغ گفتم و الان میخوام بهت راستشو بگم! دختر : چیو دروغ گفتی؟  پسر : من ازدواج کردم و ۳ تا بچه دارم ! دختر : اوه بابا ترسوندی منو، فک کردم میخوای بگی بنز مالِ خودت نیست ... :) ******* ما بچه بوديم ، يه کهنه اي ، دسمالی ، لنگ ماشيني چيزي پيدا ميکردن ميذاشتن لاي پامون بقچه ميکردن تا يه هفته بعد بازش کنن .. الان پوشک زدن واسه بچه با خروجي هوا از هردو طرف ،8 لايه محافظ ، ويتامينه ، همراه با عصاره ي مالت ، 12 اير بگ ، کروز کنترل ،سنسور عقب ، تهويه مطبوع ، با ال سي دي ! مثلاً تو این برینـه بچـه پرفسور میشـه ؟ ******* سوال امتحانی مقطع دکتری حیف نون ها : کورتاژ چیست؟ پودر لباس شویی مخصوص کورها! ******* با دوستم داشتم با موتورش می‌گشتیم یهو با موتور پیچید جلو یه ماشینه راننده سرشو از شیشه آورد بیرون با عصبانیت گفت هوی چیکار میکنی دوستم با خونسردی گفت من گچکارم تو چیکار میکنی!!! ******* زنه يه سيم‌کارت ميخره ، مي‌خواسته شوهرشو سورپرايز کنه. از تو آشپزخونه به شوهرش اس‌ام‌اس ميده: "سلام عزيزم. خوبي؟" شوهرش جواب ميده: سلام گلم. خودم بهت زنگ مي‌زنم. الان عنتر خانم تو آشپزخونه‌ست!! ******* دیشب خواب دیدم لوازم آرایشی تحریم شده ... همه جا بوی ترشی میداد بلعع... ******* میخوای بدونی چه جور آدمی هستی؟ ۷۷۷رو ضربدر۲۶۰ کن.جوابتو میگیری *******

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